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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:51
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Et expedita consequatur quam et.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
No go.
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Why am I attracted to older men?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks